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Sun Nov 8 06:00:01 EST 2020
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Slept from midnight to four, then again from seven to eleven.
Sunny until late afternoon then becoming partly cloudy.
Highs around 70.
South winds 5 to 10 mph.
Chatted with Jay in the middle of the night, while he drove home from his date.
https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2020/11/four-seasons-total-landscaping-trump-team-news-conference.html
> When journalists arrived at the site of the news conference, they were flabbergasted by the scene and many quickly speculated that someone in the Trump campaign made a serious mistake. After all, the parking lot of a landscaping business in the outskirts of the city in an industrial part of town was a drab backdrop for a news conference by a president who wanted to convince Americans he still had a chance of winning. And making matters even stranger, the landscaping business was between an adult bookstore and a cremation center. The location led to lots of mockery online, and many people were very happy with the scene that was ripe for mockery, and some saw as a poignant metaphor of the failure of the Trump campaign.
> > This is not over. For we shall mount our righteous stand at Four Seasons Total Landscaping. Next to Fantasy Island Adult Books. Across the street from the Delaware Valley Cremation Center. Between the fire extinguisher and yellow hose. #MAGA pic.twitter.com/hxuAsbEjXi
> > — Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) November 7, 2020
Holy shit.
The Trump team tried to book the Four Seasons Hotel in PA for a press conference, but booked the work yard of Four Seasons Total Landscaping instead.
And they went ahead with it, like that's what they meant to do.
Giuliani spoke in front of a garage door.
This is the funniest thing to happen all year.
4D chess indeed.
Servings: grains 4/6, fruit 1/4, vegetables 2/4, dairy 1/2, meat 1/3, nuts 0/0.5
Brunch: cookies, pizza wrap
Lunch: banana, cucumber, green tea
Afternoon snack: ramen
Dinner:
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