Le PetomaneWhen asked recently what real-life characters he longs to play, Depp cited Le Petomane, a turn-of-the-century Parisian cabaret performer who boasted a unique talent--he tooted grand opera from his anus. "You have to admire anyone with such control of his ... instrument," Depp explained to Playboy. "What a hysterical scene when he discovers his gift. That's a role I'd do in a minute."
